Gaia

An Ode to Fiddleheads

In a world full of demons, there are adorable lovely things like “fiddleheads”, which make people happy and joyful, but not the hairy ones because they are demons. I am a “cheenchee” (happy but angry God) who is being joyful, even though the Hasaflah madams are charging me in my mind doing the “hasaflah” (fuck you I will attack you and fuck with your mind because now I want to sell your body because your the Goddess, so I am making you thin this time so the men will want you and will pay me for your time).

But worry not I am the God, and I make magical things happen, like the “flonkatee” (funny things in gardens which are cute and swirly), which is almost as cute a name as fiddlehead. So I made this magical little video just for you, the special ones, although you are few in a world full of demons.