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An Ode to Fiddleheads

In a world full of demons, there are adorable lovely things like “fiddleheads”, which make people happy and joyful, but not the hairy ones because they are demons. I am a “cheenchee” (happy but angry God) who is being joyful, even though the Hasaflah madams are charging me in my mind doing the “hasaflah” (fuck you I will attack you and fuck with your mind because now I want to sell your body because your the Goddess, so I am making you thin this time so the men will want you and will pay me for your time).

But worry not I am the God, and I make magical things happen, like the “flonkatee” (funny things in gardens which are cute and swirly), which is almost as cute a name as fiddlehead. So I made this magical little video just for you, the special ones, although you are few in a world full of demons.

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Goddess of Spring: Aine

I am a beautiful flower called the “Plakasah” (Azalea), I am of frills and tendrils, a gentle soul, a lovely one. I am the flower of the sun, the one my soul mates give to me on mother’s day, for I am the one who made the beautiful earth, and they, think this is one of the loveliest.

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A Garden Goddess Window: Indoor Gardening to Heal the Winter Blues

My inner garden goddess was basking in joy this week with a trip to a large local indoor garden center with my mom! It is soon to be Imbolc, the very beginning of the spring season, but alas, it is still winter and very cold, so the joyful sensory experience, with warmth on my skin and the smell of earth and plants was just what I needed!

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