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A Fairy Song

“Fleekasha” (the fairy queen called “Erika”, is the “konesaplee” (person of great strength to have withstood the kind of attack that she received from the “soont” (evil fairies called the Jacaho). They do the “sheentatee” (the place in the sky, the “flont”, the “koke” and the “roke” on my mind, then they strip me blind, then they do the santee aplee and then the kosk.

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The Beginning and the End of Time

I am The Goddess, you won’t believe I am a real person, or that this is me, but before they kill me with their insanity I want to tell you a story of how it all began. I made this world over 8,000 years ago, in an ancient place called the “Footakee” (the Place in the Sky, the “hoosentee” (human universe).

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Love’s a state of mind

Rhiannon (the one in the sky who is I), rings like a bell through the night (we thought she would leave and bells would sound to rejoice her departure). And wouldn’t you love to love her? (if she were yours still but she is not, she is gone, it is me now). Takes to the sky like a bird in flight (she is the skylark (beautiful one) who is going to the sky tonight when I rape her and do the “kasaflah katee” (kill me) on her mind). And who will be her lover? (not the men, they are mine).

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The Mind is Not a Place

We, the human Gods, have lived thousands of years in the human universe, and in that time millions of negative and traumatizing experiences happened because of demons. We are fragmented, shattered into pieces with dissociative disorders, PTSD.

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An Ode to Fiddleheads

In a world full of demons, there are adorable lovely things like “fiddleheads”, which make people happy and joyful, but not the hairy ones because they are demons. I am a “cheenchee” (happy but angry God) who is being joyful, even though the Hasaflah madams are charging me in my mind doing the “hasaflah” (fuck you I will attack you and fuck with your mind because now I want to sell your body because your the Goddess, so I am making you thin this time so the men will want you and will pay me for your time).

But worry not I am the God, and I make magical things happen, like the “flonkatee” (funny things in gardens which are cute and swirly), which is almost as cute a name as fiddlehead. So I made this magical little video just for you, the special ones, although you are few in a world full of demons.

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Six Angels

Six “Angiay” (angels) came to me today. There names are Plenkontapleepmpleesatooeay, Flonsheetoooplee, Shondeeshondeefleekashoaneesopleefleahaseenteay, Shooshooseenteahfeenteacooteeseentee, Andiessahondiay, Keemsheekatooaneekasopleahvleeosook, “Omplee”, “Flonshee”, “Obloblontee”, “The Shoosh”, “Ceecee” and “Kee” for short.

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Essence

A Place to Be God

Nobody will ever understand why I am a person who can write a serious article about the end of the world and an article about a calming sanctuary for peaceful thoughts in one day, I can laugh joyfully and play, and take down an army of insane women as a powerful God who is commanding. How do I take all the pain that the human race is throwing at me, how do I take the pain of loss of my family, how do I take the pain of not having you near, how do I survive dear?

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Tea for a Gypsy

This devine tea by “Teavana“, which is a bit like “nirvana” in a cup, is a new favorite. With lavender, pineapple, orange and notes of sage herb, it is a beverage of the Goddess, and it reminds me of travelling as a gypsy (“keenchee” – travelers of unknown places, who take to hand and make things to sell across the land) in the caravan, it has a “coomeeaeskaha” (calming, gentle but vibrant flavor) .  

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A Fairy Named “Fleek”

I am a fairy named “Fleek”, I am of strange physique, I am wee little and tall, I am a person who has a ball, but I am weak. I am in despair because the “Konshaplah” (Gods) cannot understand the “Fleekasoo” (Goddess who is weird and silly) anymore. I am the whore who did the “flashahondiplee” (sex with many, but with soul mates only) and I did the keench (I pinched a soul mate on the behind with my mind), I do “santaha” (sexy things that are not sexy, but silly sometimes), I do the “Eenchii” (crazy things that crazy mothers do, like killing the kazoo (crazy person) in the mind today who did the flockaso (fuck you I will rape you all day if I want) on my child).

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Poppy’s Will Make Them Sleep

“Meyhah”, “Meyhah”, “Meyhah”, (mayday, mayday, mayday) the news is in, the People in the Sun are starting their “kashtoompliah” again, they plan to rape my soul mate all night, because he is “hot”. These are not witches but there are spells, they are not ancient spells but they have been used for thousands of years.

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