I am the goddess “Gastontapleeasahasoanee” (the one who is Gaia, the one who is upset). The earth is in peril but not for the reasons you think, it is the energy. Upset people create tornadoes, sad people create rain, evil demonic people create earthquakes, the earth is made up of a collective energy, and people are responsible for what happens. Many demonic energies have changed the landscape. I am the Goddess, I will change it.Continue reading “Demonic Energy on Mother Earth”
In a world full of demons, there are adorable lovely things like “fiddleheads”, which make people happy and joyful, but not the hairy ones because they are demons. I am a “cheenchee” (happy but angry God) who is being joyful, even though the Hasaflah madams are charging me in my mind doing the “hasaflah” (fuck you I will attack you and fuck with your mind because now I want to sell your body because your the Goddess, so I am making you thin this time so the men will want you and will pay me for your time).
But worry not I am the God, and I make magical things happen, like the “flonkatee” (funny things in gardens which are cute and swirly), which is almost as cute a name as fiddlehead. So I made this magical little video just for you, the special ones, although you are few in a world full of demons.
A peaceful garden room, a place for deep contemplation as the “flook” (a person who is in deep meditation and madness, like I was as the Buddha), to calmly comprehend how to deal with the problem of the insanity of the “floonktee” (fucked up people).Continue reading “Peaceful Garden Room”
A magical scene, that is in between worlds, it is ancient and old and demons are trying to take a hold, but they cannot have it because it is the land of the Gods and we are taking it back. It is a place of “skoo” (green) and it is cool and shaded, the color of trees are jaded. The magikal cove has stories untold, it is a place of love and dread, a place of the dead, a place where humans went to play games and practice shame, pretending to be witches, when they are really lame. It is a “fontaclee” (a place of great fun where people go to do things like sing, dance or make love).Continue reading “A Secret Garden”
I am a beautiful flower called the “Plakasah” (Azalea), I am of frills and tendrils, a gentle soul, a lovely one. I am the flower of the sun, the one my soul mates give to me on mother’s day, for I am the one who made the beautiful earth, and they, think this is one of the loveliest.Continue reading “Goddess of Spring: Aine”
Critters (called “Cashkahondiay) in the universe) on a shelf. The Cashkahondiay are people who are little, they twittle (do the dance) and do the skoot (do the wiggle). They are so cute. In the universe they are the “Fleenktee”, the fun ones who live in a place with trees that talk, when they want to, to the Gods.Continue reading “A Place Where Trees Talk”
“Aphlyntee”- A beautiful flower of sinuous shape, a curvaceous beauty. Blood red and elegantly vampy, the Calla Lily is Ashueentee (The Gothic Princess), she is me. With amazing curves like the Mashaplee (the person named Marilyn Monroe,) and the color of deep cherry, she is as beautiful as me, the Conshaplee (the Goddess).
My inner garden goddess was basking in joy this week with a trip to a large local indoor garden center with my mom! It is soon to be Imbolc, the very beginning of the spring season, but alas, it is still winter and very cold, so the joyful sensory experience, with warmth on my skin and the smell of earth and plants was just what I needed!Continue reading “A Garden Goddess Window: Indoor Gardening to Heal the Winter Blues”
The local parks are of course beautiful in the summertime, but in the early winter there is a kind of subtle magic. When we are not distracted by the stunning beauty of flowers, bright green leaves and vibrant energy-giving sunshine, it allows us to slow down and feel the essence of nature, to see and hear the soul of the plants and trees, to listen to the whispers in the breeze, to feel the calm in the flow of the water. Nature is truly in a peaceful slumber… the way I believe we are meant to be during this time of year.Continue reading “A Magical Stroll through Nature in Winter”