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The Goddess Efluuncha’s Indoor Garden

On a journey of the soul, an ascension of the Goddess, a long and weary process, I travel far and deep into the abyss to let it go. A collective spiritual ascention is happening for the star children, and being out in the physical reality is painful. So I created this magical space in my home. These plants are me, they are my family, I am them, they are me. I am the “Flohn” (the God who is the Goddess “Askya” (a sky person, the one who is Anya Ka, Gaia, a person who is the earth).

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An Ode to Fiddleheads

In a world full of demons, there are adorable lovely things like “fiddleheads”, which make people happy and joyful, but not the hairy ones because they are demons. I am a “cheenchee” (happy but angry God) who is being joyful, even though the Hasaflah madams are charging me in my mind doing the “hasaflah” (fuck you I will attack you and fuck with your mind because now I want to sell your body because your the Goddess, so I am making you thin this time so the men will want you and will pay me for your time).

But worry not I am the God, and I make magical things happen, like the “flonkatee” (funny things in gardens which are cute and swirly), which is almost as cute a name as fiddlehead. So I made this magical little video just for you, the special ones, although you are few in a world full of demons.

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A Secret Garden

A magical scene, that is in between worlds, it is ancient and old and demons are trying to take a hold, but they cannot have it because it is the land of the Gods and we are taking it back. It is a place of “skoo” (green) and it is cool and shaded, the color of trees are jaded. The magikal cove has stories untold, it is a place of love and dread, a place of the dead, a place where humans went to play games and practice shame, pretending to be witches, when they are really lame. It is a “fontaclee” (a place of great fun where people go to do things like sing, dance or make love).

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A Place Where Trees Talk

Critters (called “Cashkahondiay) in the universe) on a shelf. The Cashkahondiay are people who are little, they twittle (do the dance) and do the skoot (do the wiggle). They are so cute. In the universe they are the “Fleenktee”, the fun ones who live in a place with trees that talk, when they want to, to the Gods.

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A Garden Goddess Window: Indoor Gardening to Heal the Winter Blues

My inner garden goddess was basking in joy this week with a trip to a large local indoor garden center with my mom! It is soon to be Imbolc, the very beginning of the spring season, but alas, it is still winter and very cold, so the joyful sensory experience, with warmth on my skin and the smell of earth and plants was just what I needed!

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