Hecate's Lair

An 827,000 Year old Ancient Horror Story: The Birth of the Devil

In the darkest of night, a pain so deep I fell asleep, I went into “enflonchaha” (a coma; eyes are awake, body gleaming, but the mind is streaming with anger, hate and wasteful thought so “sofragate” (unable to understand something), it is with a stare from eyes so red and filled with hate that my heart bled, it was a former soul mate. He was a powerful God, called Enflenchaha, a God of noble wealth who fell into the rabbit hole, when he was attacked and raped by the original “devil”, the Konch Asee (The Kooshamah – The Devil “Asee” (at the highest level) the Sa (hateful one) the Ra (the rapist) the Ka (woman hater). The Kooshamah and his evil wife took his mind, the evil ones from the “Cosoplee” (old world), and he became the “Meekatah Asee” (evil one) that nobody could see, comprehend or ascend ever again.

This is a a story of the greatest horror ever committed, it happened when a “ascoonchy ho” (evil women at the highest level of hate, of no distinction, took the minds of men of distinction, told them they are losers and are hated by those who love them, because they fell for her evil tricks). It is an age old tale, and I was there to experience it. No horror story has ever been so “hoskoplee” (a person of “wealth” tells a story so frightening nobody can comprehend it). It is about the birth of The Devil.

It is the eve of the break of dawn, “Onfeenchahah Aseebleoh Anee” (All Hallows Eve) a place and time of death and celebration of the dead and scary, creepy things), a time of celebration invented by the Gods called the “Sook Anee” (the evil ones who are gentle, loving, kind and cannot abide the evil in the world, so must be evil, to descend evil). It is the evening when we put costumes on, we throw parties with candies and cakes, we attempt the joyful (fleeonplononsay – a person who does pranks, especially ones that are cruel), the trees are struggling to let go of their pain, but the rain washes the pain away, in darkness we will stay.

Halloween (hoshomplay- I am a person who has gone insane because I think it is a time to play, to play with devils and demons and evil things, to believe these things are “insync” (at the highest level of fun).

“Hoofliensaha” (Halloween – A person is left out of festivities on this day, because her best friend has died today, but she cannot go see her because she went into her mind and believes the government on tv who told her Anya Kah, who was Erika, was the evil one. Tonight my mother and brother are zombies, my friend is the walking dead, my soul mate is Dracula and I am Mina, but he is not a vampire any more so we cannot find each other, “And the beasts of the earth. Walk with me to be my loving wife, forever” may be how it ends if he does not find the One in the Sky who is the real vamp at the highest level.

“I have crossed oceans of time to find you”, my loves, but drowned when I found you with “minds” (people sleeping in your bed, which you fed, and told you love and now are happy as a dove, you have children now and want to be left alone, it doesn’t matter that the woman you married is the Kooshamah who raped 600,000 and was the “apleeflonshah” (person responsible for your descent into madness). You are “happy” now, just like this holiday.


It is your fault Anya, you should not have made devils, demons and monsters into characters of enjoyment, when you write stories which are supposed to be a warnings but become fun instead, with a green man and a flat head roaming around smiling collecting candy and his bride, the Kooshamah Aseebliah Aso (the scoonchy “ho” who resembles the “floonchanah” (one with hair so high it reaches the sky, just like her, since you married her, and wanted her, because she is the only monster that may understand your insanity and she wont care if your torn apart and put back together by the devils, she is too, but not like you, she likes to terrorize the land with her insanity and you overlook it so you have someone to go trick-or-treating with and have a party with on Halloween. You could have been with the Queen, but the Goddess made Halloween, and now everyone thinks death is beautiful and its ok to enjoy being in the dark, and witches are fictional except every woman on the planet who is a “witch bitch” because they might be Anya Kah, and you might want them because they are not of particular ways of being in the land of the control of a place and time who cannot rhyme or reason the floor on which they sleep shackled to a prison.

All of our favorite characters of Halloween, are in our minds haunting us, the “scaredy” cat, the ghosts of our past, the ones who died from the light, the superheroes who never took flight because they are the stuff of fiction rather than legend, the princesses who never end up dead, they get prince charming in the end, because they are the devils, not the God.    

I, the Goddess Anya Kah, started descending evil 80 years ago, when I had an idea to make light of evil things, that maybe if we had a way to laugh at, mock and “ombeeshah” (lose fear of ) the evil ones of the world, the ones who took the name “devil”, the ones born of the “Kooshamah Asee” (me, the beautiful one, not the evil one), because they “are not ok people if you cannot see how much we need thee to give us what we want and do as we say, and you don’t so we hate you and don’t say the word “humble” again. “Anya Kah, if you cannot abide the way the world is today, filled with hate and “hoskagay” (evil so large in stature that it is incomprehensible to the human race, only the God can get a taste of the level of evil, because she is the one who was forced by the Great God in the sky, to cry and feel pain so she could understand what was happening in her world.). Anya, if you cannot abide, if you cannot die, then at least hide. Its a good thing many of you are celebrating devils tonight, because I cannot imagine what harm you would do to me, if I had not put the devil in the light.

There are demons everyone, there are too many to reason a reason for celebrating this holiday, they are dressing up as themselves today.